1. 22
    Aug

    Messing around with the movie maker. Various photos of me :)

  2. 8
    Sep
    onesmartblackboy:

“This world done changed so much since I been conscious…”

 Haha this looks like a mixture of Transformers and Flava Flav

    onesmartblackboy:

    “This world done changed so much since I been conscious…

     Haha this looks like a mixture of Transformers and Flava Flav

  3. 2
    Sep
  4. 2
    Sep
  5. 2
    Sep
  6. 2
    Sep

    Purple

    I straddle the world, living half here, half there

    But my mind is the place that lives nowhere

    It’s the mediation and blending of my two

    The purple created from my red and blue.

    My left is left and my right is right.

    Only together can I take my stride.

    I’m the hot with the cold.

    The shy with the bold.

    I’m the good with the bad

    The happy with the sad

    The right with the wrong

    The silence with a song.

    Too easy to lie, Too easy to steal.

    Too easy to love, Too easy to feel.

    Wouldn’t take much to be in a state of criminality.

    Even less to be my community’s vigilante.

    Blend into the crowd or shine like a star.

    Can make you believe I’m hitting birdies when I’m only hitting pars.

    I am the truth, the balance of life.

    Without the dark how can you see the light?

    I am pleasure and I am pain

    I have much to lose and plenty to gain.

    Only I can say what’s worth neglecting or persuing

    Because “I” am the middleman of my own doings.

    I am whoever I want to show you

    I can be one or maybe a few.

  7. 24
    Jun

    Conversation with a Stalker

    “Damn! Baby! Where’s your man at?” he askes scanning my body from toes to head; not concerned with eye contact.

    “At work.” I answered.

    “Hmm, ok, So when can WE kick it?”

    “Ummm, never…” I said with a smile, holding up my left hand tapping the wedding ring.

    “Aint nothin wrong with us getting to know eachother. I just wanna be yo friend.”

    I raised my eyebrows in a sarcastic manner and gave a little smirk. No reply.

    “See, we gett’n to know eachother right now.”

    “No. I’m waiting in this long ass line with a slow ass cashier and a raggedy ass looking bum who smells like bad weed with craked lips trying to holla” I thought to myself and looked away.

    He starts singing “Me-e…an-nd…Mrs…Mrs. Jones…”

    By now I’m really like “OMFG!” shaking my head in embarrassment. “When will this damn cashier hurry up!?”

    Now he’s singing “Come and talk to me…I really want to meet you…Can I talk to you?”……”Ay baby, so can we talk?”

    Now I’m just staring at the cashier like “WTF!”

    An employee goes to him and says “The next register is now open.” (because the line was really long now)

    This fool says “Oh no I’m good, I’m just browsing…”

    In the SuperMarket?????? Oh lord please help me!

  8. 23
    Jun
    Only serioius applicants may apply.

    Only serioius applicants may apply.

  9. 22
    Jun

    gisellefromhell:

    thepeteman:

    Yoourr a beautiful girl… why the fuck are you making a duckface?”

    This video is hysterical.  Whoever started this duck face phenomenon is a terrible person.  The duck face is fucking horrible.

    P.S.— Yes, sadly, that its me giving the duck face.  It was almost 4 years ago, and at the time I thought it was the “kissy face.”  Regardless, I look like a tremendous douche.

    HAHAHAHA….

  10. 19
    Jun

    Elmo Dancing on the Moon.

  11. 16
    Jun

    Louis CK…This man is so hillarious!!!

  12. 16
    Jun

    Clip on Bree Tanner “Eclipse”

  13. 16
    Jun

    Lemonade Prank

  14. 8
    9
    Jun

    mearone:

    This was my creation at the LA ART SHOW 12 foot by 12 foot canvas with acrylic paint done in conjunction with the LA ART MACHINE and KOFIE, RETNA, and MAC, guest appearance by CHAZ at end„ music is ridiculous, enjoy

  15. 9
    Jun

    The Fastest Gunslinger!!

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I love HATERS when HATERS hate me. They give me the momentum to be the best I can be. Spending all their time trying to bring me down. When I get to the top, best believe I'mma clown.
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